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asian:

all i want in life is

  • fast wifi
  • fast metabolism
  • fast food
  • fast shipping

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crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

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luciferssugardaddy:

when you see a fine booty in the street but you are with your parents

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corsmos:

That last line is basically how I sext people.

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devotionaura:

everyone watch this video of my dog gettin embarrassed that i caught him singin

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thewords-sosweet:

-Harry Potter and My Hogwarts Uniform.

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-Harry Potter and I defeated the Basilisk with my Hogwarts Uniformimage

-Harry Potter and I met my godfather with a blue shirtimage

-Harry Potter and The red shirt I wear all the movieimage

-Harry Potter and I wear that blue shirt againimage

-Harry Potter and I wear that blue shirt againimage

-Harry Potter and I changed the blue shirt for the red oneimage

-Harry potter and I will confront my fate with my old blue shirt.image

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olsennnnn:

So I was talking to my friend about colouring books and she showed me this one.

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And then there was this page.

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And finally this absolute gem!

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How amazing is this book?! I want one.

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What about you, Chapman?

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